Thursday, March 6, 2008

A Real American Movie - GI Joe

My two favorite childhood cartoons/toy lines were the Transformers and GI Joe. So, I was suitably stoked when the Transformers live action movie was first announced. Thankfully, I was not disappointed when the final product arrived on the big screen (as long as I block out all of the scenes involving John Turturro). Now the men with the kung-fu grip are also heading to the silver screen (sometime in the summer of 2009). Hopefully they take the big budget approach and do this thing right (Lots of explosions, little talking, and maybe a weather control device that is broken into 3 pieces and scattered to the far corners of the world). With a live action He-Man movie also on the way, all we need now is a Thundercats extravaganza and my entire childhood will have been successfully mass marketed to a new generation.

Most of the casting for the primary roles has now been announced. For the most, the cast looks like a strong mix of notable character actors. People that should really provide some color to their cartoon-inspired roles. There are really only a couple disappointing or unusual choices though. I would have liked to have seen a more firmly established personality inhabit Duke, the alpha dog of the Joes. The selection of another bland, nameless, generic Hollywood boy toy to head up this effort seems to be a step in the wrong direction. Joseph Gordon-Levitt has done fantastic work in movies like Brick and the Lookout but doesn't seem to have the size or the age to pull off the Cobra Commander. I guess the choice of a prepubescent Duke required his nemesis to also be on the younger side. But again, a less than stellar casting choice. Overall, though, I would give a thumbs up to the cast. The international flavor is a nice touch. Marlon Wayans does seem like an odd choice but I imagine they wanted some comedy relief and he is just as good as anyone for that role. Although, I can think of some other G.I. Joe team members that would be better for him to portray for laughs than Ripcord. Shipwreck was always one of the cutups on the cartoon. Why not him? In choosing the Joes and the Cobra members to include in the movie, they did grab all the big ones. Flint and Lady Jaye must have just missed the cut on the Joe side and Serpentor and Dr. Mindbender would seem perfect for a sequel (Here is hoping this movie warrants one). I just hope the movie does not become the Ninja show. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow kind of took over the G.I. Joe comic book series. As a final show of the level of geekiness I have for the G.I. Joe world, I have matched up the actors from the movie with there cartoon counterparts. Others have done this but those lists are already out of date.

The Joes



Channing Tatum as Duke



Rachel Nichols as Scarlett



Dennis Quaid as General Hawk



Ray Park as Snake Eyes



Saïd Taghmaoui as Breaker



Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Heavy Duty



Marlon Wayans as Ripcord


Cobra



Joseph Gordon-Levitt as the Cobra Commander



Christopher Eccleston as Destro



Sienna Miller as the Baroness



Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow



Arnold Vosloo as Zartan



2 comments:

FergatROn said...

The casting doesn't look horrible. I really hope they shoot a good movie. It would hurt deep to get a crapy GI Joe movie. I didn't read your article, when posting this, but I do appreciate your side-by-side shots of the cast. Excellent.

Kyle S. said...

Marlon was cast based on his performance in Requiem for a Dream, apparently, rather than his extensive comedic resume. With regard to Duke and CC, Tatum is 28 and Gordon-Levitt is 27. 28 seems like a perfectly reasonable age to be promoted to First Sergeant, and Duke has traditionally been outranked and outaged by most of the Joe team anyway; he's in charge due to his innate skills, rather than his illustrious career. Cobra Commander doesn't really need to be old, either; to me, it's just as believable for a disaffected twentysomething to organize society's malcontents into a revolutionary army as it is for a down-and-out vacuum cleaner salesman to do so.