I fully expect that no one will ever see the words I write here. This will sit in its own dusty corner of the internet, ignored and alone until the fateful day that the Google servers crash. But I feel like writing. I feel like forcing my opinions into your favorite search engine. I feel like posting meandering monologues that only have significance to me. I feel like establishing a virtual mantle to place my internet knick-knacks and tchotchkes on. So, if you were to stumble across this blog, know that it is unlikely that you will be educated, enlightened, or entertained. This exists only to exist. Have fun. Although I know you won't.